j | 23 | she/her | I base my life around being sexy and terrifying at the same time
that minor character doesn’t need 5000000000 fans they only need one fan with lots of problems who can love them enough singlehandedly that it’s the equivalent to the combined love of 50000000001 fans. that one fan? is me
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you know what’s a trope that never gets tired is when theyre bouncing around in the plot and suddenly an important name crops up- it’s blorbo bleebus. and some dude is like who the hell is blorbo bleebus. and we immediately cut to our new friend blorbo bleebus pulling the most absolutely buckwild shit you’ve ever seen
enhanced edition of this trope is when they cut to blorbo bleebus doing something entirely contradictory to how they were just introduced, like “i know a professional, someone discreet who can handle things quietly” cut to blorbo bleebus in the wildest fucking bar brawl you’ve ever seen, screaming their own name and stopping to down shots while still holding some dude in a headlock
We need a Dracula movie where they do this with Van Helsing.
#jack: i just contacted… professor van helsing#arthur: whomst?#jack: a genius an expert in every field of knowledge you could possibly imagine#he has five degrees he is one of the most respected academics in europe#*cut to van helsing running out of a church with a priest in pursuit and communion wafers spilling out of his pockets*
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You get it!
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girl help i unknowingly gave away a small but very human part of myself in exchange for immeasurable power
blasting my silly little music and creating my silly little daydreams so i don’t lose my silly little mind
